So last week Cass and her BF took me on an adventure...we went to a place called The Old Hope Sawmill in hopes of catching some sort of fish other then rock bass or sun fish...I have never been one to fish...in fact I was always the girl who would go out out with the guys to sit in the boat and star gaze...i might cast once or twice and heaven forbid if I ever caught something I'd scream and say, "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" so instead of fishing I decided to take pictures...
Cass and I decided to let her BF fish in peace and go for a walk...during this point of the adventure I was Camera happy...When I saw what I thought was a cute little bunny I decided to take a picture...however this cute little bunny seemed to be camera shy and kept running away...as I followed the rabbit Cass warned me that there maybe poison ivy so i quickly found my way back to the trail failing to capture the image. I now look at my red, swollen and itchy legs and have determined that the cuteness of the bunny was just a disguise of it's evilness creating a new found hate for a certain bunny.
So as my poison ivy became itchier, it also began to look tres infected...and there begins my next adventure to Peterborough General Hospital Emergency department...Now i have always hated hospitals...maybe it is because they remind me of the passing of family members, or because I hate injuries, blood and all that goes with them, but i truly believe it is the how the doctors think your dumb for coming in for the small things. But for all i knew my leg need to be amputated...or at least needed to be cleaned and wrapped to get rid of infection.
After waiting 3 long hours to see a doctor...he took one look and says..."Oh no, you have poison ivy...we are going to have to cut it off." it didn't help that he said it sarcastically...now i have 2 weeks of playing cream to my legs and hopefully i will again be able to wear shorts and get some sun...of course this happens the one year that we have sun before September!
I still am still blaming the STUPID BUNNY! and the only thought that goes through my head is "Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids" I will one day travel back to the land where that evil rodent hops and seek my revenge...but next time I will be prepared...Hip waders, a large thick rain coat, and gloves...I will get the picture of that bunny if it kills me...
I am posting this with one last thought to the Bunny...REVENGE IS A BITCH SO BE PREPARED!
until my next adventure...
xo Smashley
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